Dan Lippert + Trail Blazers vs Nuggets (West Round 1, Game 1)

Maloney Baloney! Dan Lippert (Big Grande, You’re the Man Now Dog podcast) joined Agata and Anastasia to watch the Blazers face off with the Nugs. Dan shares his experience as a mascot, at Globetrotter camp, and meeting Steve Kerr. The gang chats Mike Malone, LeBron’s tequila event, Facu Campazzo, the Suns, Maxi Kleber, Jimmy Butler, Kelly Oubre’s baby, Sabrina Ionescu, sports betting, Space Jam 2, Lute Olson, massaging Dwight Howard, Vince Carter, Steve Nash, Layshia Clarendon, and acting with Boban. Did Gabe learn what a pick and roll is? Gotta hear this ep for the answer!

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Edgar Momplaisir & Jacquis Neal + Lakers vs Trail Blazers (West Round 1, Game 3)

Small Ball! Edgar Momplaisir and Jacquis Neal (The Culture Kings) join Agata and Anastasia to watch the Lakers battle the Trail Blazers and then watch the Mavericks take on the Clippers. They share stories about interviewing Kenny “The Jet” Smith, going to Disney World, and their theory about NBA player infidelity. The gang discusses the Knick’s draft pick, Russell Westbrook’s courtside fits, Trezz’s shit talk, LeBron elbowing Gary Trent Jr. & Sr., Nurkic’s fatigue, Playoff P, and Luka’s buzzer beater. Will the Dunktown crew be launching a Patreon soon? You really must listen to find out!

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Nitz Bluv + Trail Blazers vs Heat

It’s time to ball y’all! Nitz Bluv (Count the Dings, The NBA Daily Ding) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Trail Blazers take on the Heat. Nitz talks about her love for the Warriors and gives MVP predictions. The gang discusses spit takes, Kidcasters, Burnie’s birthday, and how the Heat might win it all! Will the gang kidnap Agata and force her to see Cats? You might find out if you listen!

Nick Wiger + Lakers vs Trail Blazers

HBD LBJ! Nick Wiger (Doughboys, How Did This Get Played?) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Lakers face off with the Trail Blazers. Nick gives his All Star picks, mourns the loss of McDonald’s at Staples Center, and names which Laker he’d kiss. The gang discusses the Christmas day NBA games, speculates about the spankings LeBron gave Kuzma, and listens to a 90s Blazers radio hit. Will Nick agree to wear short shorts? Gotta listen, Baby New Year!

Adam Conover + Trail Blazers vs Warriors (West Finals, Game 2)

A fun fact! Adam Conover (Adam Ruins Everything, Factually! Podcast) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Trail Blazers take on the Warriors in game two of the Western Conference Finals. Adam tells the gals about his newly found NBA fandom, his anti-sports past, and his journey to find a team to support. These three newbies try to figure a lot of stuff out as they discuss basketball family dynasties, what makes good defense, and Blazers player Meyers Lemon. Are Dame’s highlighter green shoes hurting or helping? Listening is the only way to find out!

Adrienne Rush + Trail Blazers vs Nuggets (West Semifinals, Game 7)

A secret club! Writer Adrienne Rush joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Trail Blazers and Nuggets’ big game seven. They chat about Enes Kanter’s fasting, Harkless’s facial hair, and Curry & Murray’s comedy duo. Adrienne tells the gals about her solo excursions to Wizards games as a ten-year-old, making friends through basketball, and being voted most likely to throw a punch. Who will win a Dunkie for closest resemblance to Ray Donovan? Tune in to find out!

Kings vs Trail Blazers

Bonus ep! Agata and Anastasia travel to Portland to watch the Trail Blazers face the Kings in the last game of the regular season. In this episode, they discuss Magic Johnson’s abrupt resignation from the Lakers, Kyle Korver’s essay on race and privilege, the glorious Moda Center, and the antics on the Blazers bench. Did the gals learn what makes Dame different? Listen and find out!

Trail Blazers vs Bucks

We’re going #Buckwild! Agata and Anastasia watch the Trail Blazers-Bucks game and quickly fall in love with this Milwaukee team. They discuss the Greek Freak, a possible sport coat mascot, and why the Trail Blazers’ jerseys make them think of farts. They also get into the rain in Oakland, Dirk Nowitzki’s key to the city, and how the Western rankings are bananas right now. Want to know what the Dunktown crew did for Thanksgiving? Listen for the shocking answer!