Graham Elwood + Mystics vs Sun (Finals Game 3)

Suck it Arizona! Graham Elwood joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Sun challenge the Mystics in Game 3 of the WNBA Finals. Graham explains why he’s an MJ stan for life and how he got into the WNBA. The gang chats about Dame’s tattoos, Sparks GM drama, and athlete musicians. They also get into the power of the Mystics bench, getting loud WNBA crowds, and Holly Rowe’s rude cake etiquette. Who will win the Dunkie for Best Dunk? The answer might surprise you!

Sun vs Mystics (Finals Game 1)

Another stupid episode of this show! Agata and Anastasia watch the Mystics dominate over the Sun in game 1 of the WNBA Finals. They chat about homemade toilet gatorade, Alyssa Thomas’s torn labrum, EDD’s past finals losses, pandas’ low libidos, and Coach Griffin Dunne. The gals also discuss Candace Parker’s sour season ending, Russell Westbrook’s friend Spalding, Kawhi’s long shorts, and posing in Liz Cambage-style nude photos. Will Agata watch Downton Abbey, another show about rich people? Listen to find out please!

Mike Benner + Mystics vs Aces (Semifinals Game 3)

New location, same old stupid idiots! Mike Benner (Air Buds) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Mystics try to knock out the Aces in the third game of the WNBA semifinals. Mike shares the reason why he no longer follows Elena Delle Donne on social media. And the gang discusses Copenhagen, wrestling, KD’s happiness, diminished glutes, Garfield the referee, and wearing make up while playing basketball. What’s the Six Flags guy up to now? For real, the only way to find out is to listen to this episode!

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Jamel Johnson + Mystics vs Fever

The Cursequake! Jamel Johnson joins Anastasia while Agata is away to watch the Washington Mystics take on the Indiana Fever. They talk about Jamel’s love for the Mystics, Elena Delle Donne’s bionic face mask, Pokey Chatman’s angry mom vibes, and Betnijah Laney’s short shorts. They also dive into Jamel’s Summer League adventures, losing a dance contest in front of LeBron, and experiencing an earthquake during a Las Vegas Aces game. Who will win the Dunkie for Best Polite Face? Gotta hear this ep for the answer!