Movie Review: Love & Basketball (2000)

A big Q! Agata and Anastasia watch Love and Basketball (2000), a film that will make you horny and inspired at the same time. The gals talk about how much they love this movie and its soundtrack. They also discuss Elle Leonard, give instructions on how to kiss better, warn against rolling in grass while wearing white clothes, and give props to the amazing Alfre Woodard. Who will win a Dunkie for best butt shot? You gotta listen!

The 2019 WNBA All-Star Game

Vandersloot! Agata and Anastasia watch the WNBA All-Star Game and chat about all the beautiful hair styles, amazing dance moves, and spanking seen during the game. The gang discusses Kristin Chenoweth’s anthem performance, the tallest woman in the league, the newly founded Dunktown Village, and Kawhi & Paul George’s cutie press conference. Where in the world is Producer Gabiego? Find out in this episode!

Jamel Johnson + Mystics vs Fever

The Cursequake! Jamel Johnson joins Anastasia while Agata is away to watch the Washington Mystics take on the Indiana Fever. They talk about Jamel’s love for the Mystics, Elena Delle Donne’s bionic face mask, Pokey Chatman’s angry mom vibes, and Betnijah Laney’s short shorts. They also dive into Jamel’s Summer League adventures, losing a dance contest in front of LeBron, and experiencing an earthquake during a Las Vegas Aces game. Who will win the Dunkie for Best Polite Face? Gotta hear this ep for the answer!

Restaurant Review: Shaquille’s

Shaq Sauce! Agata, Anastasia, and Producer Uncle Gabe visit Shaquille’s, a restaurant near Staples Center owned by the big man himself. The gang discusses Gabe’s mustache, the history of the English language, food tours, and the best places to visit in Europe. They give a run down of what they ate at Shaquille’s and give out Dunkies to the best plates. Is there a giant chair at the restaurant reserved for Shaq? You’ll have to listen to find out!

Andy Kneis & Adam Rost + Basketball Mysteries

Take it to the hole! Friends Andy Kneis (The Flagrant Ones) and Adam Rost (Pack Theater sketch team Gutter) join Agata and Anastasia to discover a few answers to the many questions they have about basketball. In this gigglefest, the crew discusses mysteries of the game, such as pick and rolls, assists, and different types of fouls. They also chat about Andy’s body hair, analyze Drake lyrics, and name several Simpsons employees. Can Andy name six NBA players? Does Adam know what sport the Clippers play? Only one way to find out!

Payman Benz + The 2019 Dunkie Awards

Clip Clop! Director, producer, and Clippers nut Payman Benz (Brooklyn 99, Robbie) joins Agata and Anastasia to give out the 2019 Dunkie Awards for several categories, including Best Butt and Best Grandpa. They discuss highlights from this NBA season and playoffs, as well as the listener picks for Dunkies, the weirdness of the NBA Awards, and the tears on draft night. Will Payman enter into a blood pact with the Dunktown crew for courtside seats? Check out the ep for the answer!

PB&J Dinner

Oat Yeah! Agata, Anastasia, and Producer Gabe discuss the NBA’s love for peanut butter & jelly sandwiches, the origin story of locker room PB&Js, and the fight over them between players and trainers. The gang tries different sandwiches based on team and player preferences and talks about their own history with PB&Js. Will the Dunktown crew ever eat a peanut butter & jelly sandwich again after this smorgasbord? Probably not, but listen to find out!

Natalia Gattini & Tristan Johnson + Liberty vs Sparks

Hootie Hoo! Natalia and Tristan join Agata and Anastasia at Staples Center to watch the New York Liberty battle it out with the Los Angeles Sparks on what happens to be Faith & Family Night. The crew discusses dancing for Jesus, Sparky’s big muscles, and what a badass Chelsea Gray is. They also give an update on mop guy and his horrible work ethic. Were there multiple celebs caught on the jumbotron this game? You just gotta hear this ep to find out!

Edgar Momplaisir + Raptors vs Warriors (NBA Finals, Game 4)

This could be fun! Edgar Momplaisir (Culture Kings podcast, The Wokest podcast) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Raptors take on the Warriors in Game 4 of the NBA Finals. Edgar tells the gals about his love of Kevin Durant and tries to convince them that Kawhi is a sociopath and BeyoncΓ© is a robot. The gang discusses VanVleet’s bloody eye, bad sex with basketball players, and Edgar’s forthcoming Warriors tattoo. Will Edgar plan a vacation in Gun Barrel City with the Dunktown gang? Be sure to listen for the answer!

Leia + Sun vs Sparks

Spark it up! Anastasia is joined by her sister, Leia, to watch the Connecticut Sun challenge the Los Angeles Sparks in their first home game of the WNBA season. They discuss Leia’s love of the Phoenix Suns, basketball player maternity leave, and whether college is overrated. They also chat about how fun their first Sparks game was, Candace Parker’s cool outfit, and a disrespectful mop guy. Will the Ogwumike sisters win a Dunkie or two? Gotta listen, Cutie!