J.E. Skeets + The 2020 Dunkie Awards

Risking it all to be horny! J.E. Skeets (No Dunks podcast) joins Agata and Anastasia to give out Dunkie Awards for the 2019-2020 season. Skeets shares his Raptors love, behind-the-scenes for the Starters, and Kyle Lowry’s butt. The gang chats Ja’s big slammies, sweet Boban, OG’s dry demeanor, the Bucks boycott, Jimmy’s transformation, Vote Warnock, Breanna Stewart, Meyers’s beer chugging, the Balkan Boys, hugging in a hot tub, and who scored the most points. Will we ever find out who Skeets would kiss? Gotta listen to this ep for the answer!

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Yassir Lester + Heat vs Lakers (NBA Finals, Game 5)

Lakeshow! Yassir Lester (Black Monday, My Brother’s Sneaker) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Lakers battle it out with the Heat. Yassir shares his sneaker collection, his history as a Lakers fan, his friendship with Sue Bird, and his experience writing for the NBA Awards. The gang discusses Kawhi’s strong hair follicles, killing Tyler Herro, kissing Brandon Ingram, Seattle Storm’s championship, Klay Thompson’s Nerf gun, evil billionaires, legacy team pressure, and Duncan Robinson’s career change. Will there be a Yassir Lester meal at McDonald’s? You simply must listen to find out!

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Raiza Licea + Heat vs Lakers (NBA Finals, Game 2)

Heat Bruja! Raiza Licea (Spanish Aquí Presents) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Heat face off with the Lakers. Raiza shares her love for Miami, her attraction to Anthony Davis, and the difficulties of having a Laker fan boyfriend. The gang chats grocery shopping with Kawhi, meeting Dirk & Steve, Stewie’s mom, rappin’ Tyler Herro, LeBron’s booty bounce, underwear sizes, Jimmy faxing at McDonald’s, the LA Municipal Women’s Basketball League, bubble babies, and grumpy grandpa Udonis Haslem. Does the gang will the Heat to a win? You really need to listen to find out!

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Jordan Ligons + Lynx vs Storm (WNBA Semifinals, Game 2)

CaruShow! Jordan Ligons (The Ringer) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Lynx take on the Storm. She shares her love for the Lakers, her thoughts on LeBron, and her memories of the Sacramento Monarchs. The gang chats new favorite player Jewell Loyd, Jordyn Woods’s birthday presents, Jimmy Buckets’ love for Tyler Herro, Odyssey Sims’s baby boy, drama queen Anthony Davis, Cheryl Reeve’s yelling, and Napheesa Collier’s big block on Stewie. Will the gang explain why Anthony Davis smelled his finger in celebration? Gotta listen to find out!

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Katie Heindl + Heat vs Celtics (Eastern Conference Finals, Game 2)

Big Bammy Slammy! Katie Heindl (Basketball Feelings, Uhh…Basketball?, Dishes and Dimes) joins Agata and Anastasia to discuss game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals. She shares her love of Amir Johnson, her role in naming the Raptors, and Toronto’s wild streets after the championship. The gang chats PJ Tucker’s lips, Big Face Coffee, the Clippers’ devastating loss, Tyler Herro’s capitalist tattoos, Giannis’s 2nd MVP, how LeBron’s fine, Maya Moore, and the child coach, Baby Brad Stevens. Will the gang hear a behind the scenes story about Serge Ibaka’s scarf? Check out this episode for the answer!

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Jason Concepcion

Son hunting! Jason Concepcion (The Connect, Binge Mode, NBA Desktop) joins Agata and Anastasia to discuss round 2 of the NBA playoffs. He shares the best places to spot celebs, his opinion of the show Castle, and George R. R. Martin hijinks. The gang discusses Danuel House’s romance, influencer parties, Gordon Hayward and Jaylen Brown’s relationship, Agata in the virtual crowd, Kawhi’s middle finger, and Nick Nurse squatting. Is there a #Heatwave sweeping the nation? Best listen to find out!

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Ariana Lenarsky

Butter Beater! Ariana Lenarsky (Dream City Tarot) joins Agata and Anastasia to discuss the NBA playoffs. She shares her thoughts on the Nuggets’ playoff run, her informal witch apprenticeship, and spiritual tips for these difficult times. The gang chats OG Anunoby’s coolness, Bucks boyfriends, Ja’s daddy dance, Trezz’s sixth man award, Michael Malone’s full head of hair, Agata’s heat prediction, Harden’s jump, and Jamal Murray’s new hair. Will Ariana have to marry Brook Lopez? You gotta listen to find out!

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Sean Clements

100th episode! Sean Clements (Hollywood Handbook, The Flagrant Ones) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch highlights from the playoffs. He shares his basketball history, sparkling beverage preferences, and which player he’d smooch. The gang chats strict fandom, the Bucks’ protest, arena polling places, Balkan boys, George Hill’s pregame potty ritual, Kawhi comedy, and Chris Paul slapping nuts. Will Dunktown launch their Patreon today? You simply have to listen for the answer!

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Edgar Momplaisir & Jacquis Neal + Lakers vs Trail Blazers (West Round 1, Game 3)

Small Ball! Edgar Momplaisir and Jacquis Neal (The Culture Kings) join Agata and Anastasia to watch the Lakers battle the Trail Blazers and then watch the Mavericks take on the Clippers. They share stories about interviewing Kenny “The Jet” Smith, going to Disney World, and their theory about NBA player infidelity. The gang discusses the Knick’s draft pick, Russell Westbrook’s courtside fits, Trezz’s shit talk, LeBron elbowing Gary Trent Jr. & Sr., Nurkic’s fatigue, Playoff P, and Luka’s buzzer beater. Will the Dunktown crew be launching a Patreon soon? You really must listen to find out!

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Basketball Commercials

Bradley Beal deserves better! Agata, Anastasia, and Gabe watch commercials featuring basketball players. The gang chats a Curry family reality show, how Shaq is big, the Hick from French Lick, chocolate milk, Chuck vs Godzilla, Sue Bird, and Blake Griffin’s peach. They also dive into how Kawhi is a good actor and Lisa Leslie has super powers. Will they enjoy Scottie Pippen’s orgy with a party sub? Listen to find out!

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